Paranoia

The bus ride from Fez to Chefchaouen was fairly uneventful….the usual lunch stop in the middle of nowhere where you can’t quite figure out what there is to eat but you know that there must be something because there’s men carrying around giant cow ribcages.

Through the desert

(Sorry for the delay, we’ve been away from internet for a while…) Our next day of driving took us through the desert towards Erg Chigaga – a 40km stretch of towering sand dunes in the Sahara. We had originally planned to visit Erg Chebbi, a beautiful and more accessible collection of Saharan dunes, but also…

Guano moustache

I had done the research on activities in Mulu National Park a couple of months ago, so my recollection of the Garden of Eden walk was along the lines of “cave….walking….beautiful….something…..isolated….swimming”. It all sounded very nice and I was determined to do something great since we’d come all the way to Mulu.

off the map

Back in Sandakan the next afternoon, we hadn’t showered for three days and I was feeling a little fragile after trying to combine boat trips, hikes and shared toilets with food poisoning. So we booked into a nice hotel…it was only $50 per night but it felt incredibly luxurious. We commented at least a dozen times to each…

you flush with the bucket

Now I have some computer access, I’m going to take you back in time to Uncle Tan’s jungle camp. After we’d seen the proboscis monkeys and orangutans in their sanctuaries, this was our chance to see them in the wild (as tiny pinpricks in the distance, most likely, but in the wild nonetheless). We were…

Sheep placenta

Day 2 of diving was equally amazing….we started at a beautiful reef and had luckily managed to lose our diving companion from Day 1. He was a beginner, like us, and managed to constantly cause havoc throughout the dive, kicking us in the head and managing the rip the regulator (breathing piece) out of my…

Lunchy lunchy

Following our recent string of small disasters involving any attempt to follow a map while in sparsely populated areas, we were justifiably nervous about venturing into the Dragons Backbone Rice Terraces. Our daring plan (which seemed perfectly reasonable before we found ourselves wheeling bikes through crops and vicious brambles yesterday) was a 5 hour hike between the villages of Pingan and…

30 minutes to Tina’s

The first challenge after leaving our lovely guesthouse on the second gorge day was the infamous “28 bends”…a series of steep switchbacks that take you high up the mountain, to its peak at 2500m above sea level. Despite Josh’s claims throughout the climb that he was close to having a heart-attack, we made it to the 28th…

Vomit in a bag

So, we left you in Beijing….right before one of the very helpful hostel staff recommended that we catch the bus to the train station, rather than take the subway as we had planned. I’ve been on a few very overcrowded buses and they always seemed kind of fun…I’m not sure why this particular bus ride…

Frozen eyelashes

Yes, there is a reason why I’ve posted a giant photo of my eye…I was trying to demonstrate just how cold it was today as we hiked the Great Wall. Not only did my eyelashes form icicles, so did the water in my bottle (and possibly the linings of my lungs). But with my multiple…