Guano moustache

I had done the research on activities in Mulu National Park a couple of months ago, so my recollection of the Garden of Eden walk was along the lines of “cave….walking….beautiful….something…..isolated….swimming”. It all sounded very nice and I was determined to do something great since we’d come all the way to Mulu.

off the map

Back in Sandakan the next afternoon, we hadn’t showered for three days and I was feeling a little fragile after trying to combine boat trips, hikes and shared toilets with food poisoning. So we booked into a nice hotel…it was only $50 per night but it felt incredibly luxurious. We commented at least a dozen times to each…

you flush with the bucket

Now I have some computer access, I’m going to take you back in time to Uncle Tan’s jungle camp. After we’d seen the proboscis monkeys and orangutans in their sanctuaries, this was our chance to see them in the wild (as tiny pinpricks in the distance, most likely, but in the wild nonetheless). We were…

Sheep placenta

Day 2 of diving was equally amazing….we started at a beautiful reef and had luckily managed to lose our diving companion from Day 1. He was a beginner, like us, and managed to constantly cause havoc throughout the dive, kicking us in the head and managing the rip the regulator (breathing piece) out of my…

Borneo 2011!

Hi everyone! If you’re just joining us, everything below this entry is from our last trip through China, but we just wanted to leave a note to say we’re off to Borneo tomorrow morning, July 31st 2011, so stay tuned for some mildly interesting and slightly amusing stories, one of which will almost certainly involve…